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“A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.” Segal’s Law
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“All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.” Samuel Butler
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“Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.” Dale Carnegie
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“As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.” M. Cartmill
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“Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.” Frank Leahy
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“Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.” Anonymous
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“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” Will Rogers
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“Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.” Blore’s Razor
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“Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.” Barry LePatner
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“If ‘progress’ keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs except for the push-button finger.” Frank Lloyd Wright
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“If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.” Abraham Maslow
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“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.” Dorothy Parker
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“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.” Horace Walpole
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“Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It’s called ‘rain’.” Michael McClary
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“It is bad luck to be superstitious.” Andrew W. Mathis
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“It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.” H. L. Mencken
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“Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself.” Bill Gates
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“Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.” William Hazlitt
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“Men who never get carried away should be.” Malcolm Forbes
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“One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.” Nancy Astor
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“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” Albert Einstein
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“Speak when you are angry - and you will make the best speech you’ll ever regret.” Laurence J. Peter
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“The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.” David M. Ogilvy
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“The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals.” Sir William Osler
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“There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.” Cyril Connolly
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“There’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes.” Doctor Who
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“There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our lungs there’d be no place to put it all.” Robert Orben
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“When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.” Bernard Bailey
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“You can complain because roses have thorns or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.” Ziggy
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